Surfs Up Sticker
Surfs Up Sticker

Surfs Up Sticker

$2.50
Ok... so you don't actually own a boat and the 'friends with boats benefits' is getting a little creepy.  Hard pass. 
Treat yourself to the next best thing and get a sticker of a boat, support local, and then you can pretend that you're sailing away on your no-kids allowed yacht in the Mediterranean AKA the dingy you might purchase for Pineview as a 5-year goal. 
3x3" Circle Stickers are weatherproof AF.