Ok... so you don't actually own a boat and the 'friends with boats benefits' is getting a little creepy. Hard pass.
Treat yourself to the next best thing and get a sticker of a boat, support local, and then you can pretend that you're sailing away on your no-kids allowed yacht in the Mediterranean AKA the dingy you might purchase for Pineview as a 5-year goal.
3x3" Circle Stickers are weatherproof AF.
